I dont fake to like any of them, i think i equally dislike them all.. but linked in i can ignore, the others i have to tell someone i am not going to attend...

I always think about events as i am going home. My sisters all have kids, and there is inevitable a party one has to go to, they know me so well they say. Obviously you are invited but i will make up a story to the host as why you arent going, dont worry. They know me so well, especially if it involves other peoples kids.